Well, Hello there.

Let's talk about leggings.

Just because your leggings have painted on stitching does not make them pants. I don't care how great your body is this is just a no.

In other news: Has anyone been jeans shopping lately? The rises are so low that these jeans are indecent. I want a pair of jeans that fits perfectly but does not show my crack. Anyone with suggestions?

I am excited to announce the addition of the denim rack to Portsmouth. This could be the answer to my prayers. We will see.