The Rules

I went out with the wonder twins last night. And as we sat I saw a few fatal mistake.

Guys listen up, there are a few rules that you should follow when getting dressed.

(To be ordered at a later date)

She is ALWAYS looking at your shoes. So please stop wearing ugly sneakers. You may not think that foot wear is an important choice. But your wrong. This simple gesture shows that you care about how you look.

You should own at the very least one black blazer. It is the easiest way to go out and look classy even if you just put a tee shirt on and jeans with it.

Chuck Taylors go with everything. dress down a pair of dress pants and a sweater with chucks.

Still reading? SHE"S LOOKING AT YOUR BUTT. Stop wearing those stupid low rise baggy ass jeans. It makes you look like you have no ass. And believe me girls like the bum.

A personal favorite of mine: Half zip sweater and a button up shirt with a tie and jeans. It's

simple and classy and very sexy. It is a very powerful look.

It takes almost no effort to look good with a few key pieces in your wardrobe.

And last but not least: Bumble bee girl you won the cute award.

Brown Blazer Twins

Would you ever go out shopping with your friend in the same color blazer? NO. I am sorry but that is just too much. One of you should have left it in the car. You look like morons.

Now I know what your thinking. Where does she get off? Well, friends, I have successfully re-educated many of my male friends in the art of fashion sense.

BTW: ladies leggings and Uggs with a short top looks stupid. If your going to wear leggings, wear something longer and belt it to create a sexy waist line.

Uggs, I get it. They are warm. I own a pair but I will NEVER wear them out with my jeans tucked into them and the cuff folded over. They are functional not fashionable.

Instead, wear your leggings with some cool biker boots.

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